Sunday 26 March 2006

Yeah Yeah....

While chatting last night, I realised that my flybacks home are quite short, so rather than waste my time on doing everyday stuff, I should spend the time with family and friends.

So today, I decided to get a haircut, down at Plaza Singapura. The place I wanted to go to was full and my fallback was pretty expensive (so I'm cheap, sue me!), so I decided to go to another place. Interestingly, it is a "professional hairstyling and treatment centre", also providing beauty, slimming and makeover services.

When I stepped in there, it was buzzing with activity. It was a rather large and bright establishment, offering tea and a healthy stack of very thumbed men's magazines.

The first step was obviously asking me how I would like to cut it...and then the stylist asked, "oh do you suffer from hair loss?".

I thought I was hearing wrong. "Excuse me?" I replied
"Hair loss. Are you on any program at the moment?"
"Ah no," I replied stuttering a little. "Why do you ask?"
"Well, it appears that you are thinning at the back here, and you may want to check it out. Perhaps you can see one of our consultants."
I proceeded to blindly follow the sales to their special LCD monitor hooked up to some sort of optical device to do a scalp check.

"Yes - there and there, " the consultant said, pointing at the screen. "There are thinner hairs growing, so your folicles have shut. You are starting to lose hair. You're at the stage where your hormones cause the folicles to be smaller, so the hair becomes thinner. When the hairs become thinner, they fall out easier, so you will slowly have less and less hair. Some of your folicles have shut completely - see here and here? They are dead now. However, in the early stages, you can treat it and you will have more full hair".

My head began to spin. Part of it was due to seeing my scalp so magnified (which admittedly is rather scary. It's just like the tv commercials back home, where by the specialist is checking out the scalp). Part of it was really due to the fact that I may go bald. It was just yesterday that I was thinking about my out-of-town days where I had a lot of hair.

I did some quick thinking. I have noticed a few more strands of hair on the pillows and my hair appears to be thinner. My Mum and Dad are not bald, and neither was my grandfather on my father's side. I just can't remember my Mum's side....I vaguely remember one/two uncles being bald. Drats...

"Don't worry, I will cut your hair so that it sweeps to one side," said the stylist, but the only thing I heard was "comb-over"

Apparently, I'm in the early stages and can go for treatment to revers the process. Treatements cost over $100 a visit, and in the early stages, one should go for around 6 times...which is definitely a fair amount.

I admit that I was slightly intrigued as I know that I don't really care for my hair that much (but apparently it is hormonal). According to the consultant, washing too much is bad, and so is not rinsing the hair enough (which is a bad habit of mine when I am in a hurry).
I waved away the expensive treatment that they were providing, but they still managed a cross sell on some antiseptic lotion for the hair. So I walked away with a new haircut (and less hair - *sob*) and some lotion. To be honest, I hadn't realised that so much research had been done in this area - all I remembered was that some people but brandy in their hair to help promote growth. Not sure if that was just an household remedy.

Now, I hope nobody buys me a wig as a joke...

11 comments:

cosine said...

also you can start sleeping upside down. i hear thats a good way to get hair to grow. and stress less! :)

and just think, michael jordan looks awesome with no hair!

sime said...

Not sure if I can sleep upside down. I'll wake up with a red face!

I reckon that stressing less is probably a good thing - I reckon I had better hair in Oz. Can't wait to get home!

Jordan doesn't really need to look good - he has awesome skills.

Beckster said...

Mwahaha sorry pal my first reaction when I read your post was grin and grin, then second reaction was the thought that you're an easy rort. Hasn't being friends with retail experts like yours truly for so many years taught you anything??!!! That joint just REEKS of dodgey marketing tactics.

Relax dear, we would've told you by now if we thought the Donald Trump look was good for you. It's not, btw.

sime said...

Haha - becks. I know I was getting a bit worried back there...(no pun intended).

Yes, it appears that I am easily conned...damn it. I hate it when they play on the emotions... Unfortunately I am not as savvy as some.

If you see me growing long hair for a comb over...haha.

Maybe I should have saved some of my cut hair, just in case I need to make myself a wig.

so..?!! said...

Hi Sime!
long time no see!
anyway, do fret over hair loss, "healthy" people are supposed to lose on average 100 hairs a day! :)

so..?!! said...

oops.. I meant to say "DONT" fret over hair loss!!!!

sime said...

Hi LMM!

Long time no hear as well!

I think paaranoia is bad - every stray hair I find is making me think it is bad news. Also, I think about whether I have breached 100 already!

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